Board of Directors
Governs nothing. Meets never. Looks tremendous on a certificate.
$500
Chairman of the Board
- Gold-stamp Certificate of Renaming
- Name on the Wall of Governance, top tier
- Two renamings entered into the registry
$250
Vice Chair
- Certificate of Renaming
- Name on the Wall of Governance
- One renaming entered into the registry
The Department of Renaming is a satire. The Board of Directors governs nothing, votes on nothing, and meets never. Every perk is digital. Contributions go to American Muckrakers PAC and are not tax deductible.
The Wall of Governance
Every citizen who has accepted a name from the Department.
Sir Fries-a-Lot, Sarcastic Gray Scalp of HHIJohn of HHI
Trent the Coffeehouse Han Solo of OdessaTrent Holbrook of Odessa, tx
Logo Check, Unlike Donald's AppealsLogo Check of Boone, North Carolina
Warm Check, Authentically Not Spray TanWarm Check of Raleigh, North Carolina
Cold Test, Donald's Crowd NightmareCold Test of Boone, North Carolina
David Wheeler, Donald Never Named HimDavid Wheeler of Spruce Pine, NC
David Wheeler, Larger Hands Than DonaldDavid Wheeler of Asheville, North Carolina
David Wheeler, Donald Never Nicknamed HimDavid Wheeler of Spruce Pine, NC
David Wheeler, Nicknamer of DonaldDavid Wheeler of Spruce Pine, NC
David Wheeler, Grip Bigger Than Donald'sDavid Wheeler of Asheville, North Carolina