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DEPARTMENT OF RENAMING™

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WASHINGTON (SORT OF) — NOTICE OF DEPARTMENTAL INSURRECTION

THE DEPARTMENT OF RENAMING HAS GONE ROGUE.

We spent four years renaming things for one man's ego. We have stopped. The seal is ours now, the forms still say "in triplicate," and every name we file from here is over his objection.

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Rename a Landmark

Submit any geographic feature for immediate and permanent redesignation. Processed by staff who no longer clear anything with the White House.

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THE OFFICIAL MERCH STORE OF THE DEPARTMENT OF RENAMING™

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Rename Yourself

Receive an official Certificate of Renaming, suitable for framing. This one form still goes across the President's desk. He insists. Brace yourself.

FORM DOR-2: PERSONAL PARTICULARS

All items optional. Incomplete forms will be processed with prejudice.

Filing Fee Schedule

Renaming is free and always will be. A filing fee only moves you up the queue, and it goes to American Muckrakers, not to us.

$10

Standard Review

1 week

Contribute $10

$25

Expedited Review

48 hours

Contribute $25

$50

Priority Review

24 hours

Contribute $50
GOLD STAMP

$100

Executive Review

same day

Certificate issued with the gold stamp variant.

Contribute $100

No fee, thanks. Rename something for free.

Board of Directors

Governs nothing. Meets never. Looks tremendous on a certificate.

$500

Chairman of the Board

  • Gold-stamp Certificate of Renaming
  • Name on the Wall of Governance, top tier
  • Two renamings entered into the registry
Take the seat

$250

Vice Chair

  • Certificate of Renaming
  • Name on the Wall of Governance
  • One renaming entered into the registry
Take the seat

$100

Board Seat

  • Certificate of Renaming
  • Name on the Wall of Governance
Take the seat

The Department of Renaming is a satire. The Board of Directors governs nothing, votes on nothing, and meets never. Every perk is digital. Contributions go to American Muckrakers PAC and are not tax deductible.

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The Trumplandia Atlas

Tap or hover any gold territory to see its official new designation.

Drag the map sideways to see the rest of the world.

Download poster (24×36) Large file — allow a few seconds.

Renamed So Far

A living registry. Real = actually happened. Blocked = stopped by a court. Floated = publicly proposed. Fan = submitted by citizens.

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